Remember that Destiny’s Child line, “You don’t have no business in this/ here’s your papers / baby you are dismissed”?  We loves it.  Its brief, to the point, and honest.  All we need is it in card form.  Which we essentially just got.  DIS-missals, “fill in the blank rejection letters for every occasion” come in a box of 36, with dismissal messages for every occasion, just waiting for you to fill in the ‘to’ and ‘from’ (assuming you’re comfortable signing your name).  DIS-missal cards are equal opportunity offenders:  they’re made for your siblings (because you’ve all always known who your parents’ favorite it), your coworkers, your friends and your friends-with-benefits (there is never any PC way to end those relationships, is there?).  And they’re not always true dismissals.  One of our favorites (as a joke, of course) reads, “Everyone at work thinks we’re dating. So I just let them know we’re just sleeping together.  See you at the meeting!”  Now, if you send this as a serious note, you have larger problems to deal with, and should probably consult a psychiatrist instead of a box of cards.  But we digress.  Visit Barnes & Noble to buy.